Brandon Magee and the ASU Sun Devils had a very difficult time with Oregon State.  (via AndricBooker)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Washington's Steve Sarkisian
Glad I'm not him: Arizona's Mike Stoops
Lucky guy: Washington State's Paul Wulff
Poor guy: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Desperately seeking a clue: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Stanford's David Shaw
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Desperately seeking...anything: Colorado's Jon Embree

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Stanford
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Arizona State
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: UCLA
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Oregon State
Dang, they're good: Washington State
Dang, they're bad: Utah
Did the season start? Arizona State
Can the season end? Colorado
Can the season never end? Washington State

GAMES
Play this again: Washingon State @ Colorado
Never play this again: OSU @ ASU
What? Washington 31, Utah 14
Huh? USC 48, Arizona 41
Are you kidding me? Washington State 31, Colorado 27
Oh.My.God: Arizona State 35, Oregon State 20
Told you so: Stanford 45, UCLA 19

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: ASU @ Utah
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: vacant
Best Pac-12 matchup: California @ Oregon
Upset alert: California @ Oregon
Must win: UCLA vs. Washington State
Offensive explosion: Washington State @ UCLA
Defensive struggle:  ASU @ Utah
Great game no one is talking about: Colorado @ Stanford
Intriguing coaching matchup: ASU's Dennis Erickson vs. Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Who's bringing the body bags? Colorado @ Stanford
Why are they playing? Arizona @ Oregon State
Plenty of good seats remaining: Washington State @ UCLA
They shoot horses, don't they?  California @ Oregon