Who is this Connor Halliday and how did he lead Wazzu to its best statistical performance since 2005?  (via cdn1.sbnation.com)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Oregon's Chip Kelly
Glad I'm not him: Arizona State's Dennis Erickson
Lucky guy:  Washington State's Paul Wulff
Poor guy:  UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Desperately seeking a clue:  Stanford's David Shaw
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking...anything: Arizona's Tim Kish

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did:  USC
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Arizona State
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did:  Washington
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't:  Colorado
Dang, they're good:  Oregon
Dang, they're bad:  Arizona
Did the season start?  Oregon State
Can the season end?  Arizona
Can the season never end?  Oregon

GAMES
Play this again:  Arizona State @ Washington State
Never play this again:  Oregon State @ Cal
What?  Washington State 37, Arizona State 27
Huh?  Utah 31, UCLA 6
Are you kidding me?  Colorado 48, Arizona 29
Oh.My.God:  Oregon 53, Stanford 30
Told you so:  USC 40, Washington 17

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for:  USC @ Oregon
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: vacant until November 25
Best Pac-12 matchup:  USC @ Oregon
Upset alert:  Cal @ Stanford
Must win:  UCLA vs. Colorado
Offensive explosion:  USC @ Oregon
Defensive struggle:  Cal @ Stanford
Great game no one is talking about:  Utah @ Washington State
Intriguing coaching matchup:  USC's Lane Kiffin vs. Oregon's Chip Kelly
Who's bringing the body bags?  Arizona @ Arizona State
Why are they playing?  Colorado @ UCLA
Plenty of good seats remaining:  Washington @ Oregon State
They shoot horses, don't they?  Utah @ Washington State