Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: USC's Lane Kiffin
Glad I'm not him: Washington's Steve Sarkisian
Lucky guy:  Arizona's Tim Kish
Poor guy:  Washington State's Paul Wulff
Desperately seeking a clue:  Oregon's Chip Kelly
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Cal's Jeff Tedford
Desperately seeking...anything: Arizona State's Dennis Erickson

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did:  UCLA
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Oregon
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did:  Colorado
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't:  Arizona
Dang, they're good:  USC
Dang, they're bad:  Arizona State
Did the season start?  Colorado
Can the season end?  Cal
Can the season never end?  Stanford

GAMES
Play this again:  Utah @ Washington State
Never play this again:  Colorado @ UCLA
What?  Washington 21, Oregon State 38
Huh?  Cal 28, Stanford 31
Are you kidding me?  Arizona 31, Arizona State 27
Oh.My.God:  USC 38, Oregon 35
Told you so:  Colorado 6, UCLA 45

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for:  UCLA @ USC
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: Notre Dame @ Stanford
Best Pac-12 matchup:  Washington State @ Washington
Upset alert:  Washington State @ Washington
Must win:  Arizona State vs. Cal
Offensive explosion:  UCLA @ USC
Defensive struggle:  Colorado @ Utah
Great game no one is talking about:  Oregon State @ Oregon
Intriguing coaching matchup:  Stanford's David Shaw vs. Notre Dame's Brian Kelly
Who's bringing the body bags?  Colorado @ Utah
Why are they playing?  Louisiana Lafayette @ Arizona
Plenty of good seats remaining:  Louisiana Lafayette @ Arizona
They shoot horses, don't they?  Colorado @ Utah