In addition to a prolific offense, Cal's defense didn't allow a single point scored against it at AT&T Park this past Saturday.  (via Monica's Dad)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Cal's Jeff Tedford
Glad I'm not him: Arizona's Mike Stoops
Lucky guy: Vacant
Poor guy: Stanford's David Shaw
Desperately seeking a clue: ASU's Dennis Erickson
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Colorado's Jon Embree
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Washington State's Paul Wulff
Desperately seeking...anything: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Oregon
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Washington
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Arizona
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Vacant
Dang, they're good: Stanford
Dang, they're bad: UCLA
Did the season start? Cal
Can the season end? UCLA
Can the season never end? Utah

GAMES
Play this again: Utah @ BYU
Never play this again: Cal vs. Presbyterian
What? Texas 49, UCLA 20
Huh? San Diego State 42, Washington State 24
Are you kidding me? Nebraska 51, Washington 38
Oh.My.God: Utah 54, BYU 10
Told you so: Illinois 17, ASU 14

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: USC @ ASU
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: Colorado @ Ohio State
Best Pac-12 matchup: USC @ ASU
Upset alert: Cal @ Washington
Must win: UCLA @ Oregon State Beavers
Offensive explosion: Oregon @ Arizona
Defensive struggle:  USC @ ASU
Great game no one is talking about: Colorado @ Ohio State
Intriguing coaching matchup: Cal's Jeff Tedford vs. Washington's Steve Sarkisian
Who's bringing the body bags? Oregon @ Arizona
Why are they playing? UCLA @ Oregon State
Plenty of good seats remaining: UCLA @ Oregon State
They shoot horses, don't they?  Oregon @ Arizona