Cameron Marshall and the ASU Sun Devils ran away with a victory against USC in Tempe last night.  (via Neon Tommy)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Arizona State's Dennis Erickson
Glad I'm not him: Arizona's Mike Stoops
Lucky guy: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Poor guy: Cal's Jeff Tedford
Desperately seeking a clue: Colorado's Jon Embree
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Washington's Steve Sarkisian
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: USC's Lane Kiffin
Desperately seeking...anything: Oregon State's Mike Riley

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Oregon
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: USC
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Colorado
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Oregon State
Dang, they're good: ASU
Dang, they're bad: Arizona
Did the season start? Washington
Can the season end? Oregon State
Can the season never end? ASU

GAMES
Play this again: California @ Washington
Never play this again: UCLA @ Oregon State
What? Oregon 35, Arizona 24 (after Arizona trailed 35-3)
Huh? Washington 31, Cal 23
Are you kidding me? ASU 43, USC 22
Oh.My.God: UCLA 27, Oregon State 19
Told you so: Oregon 56, Arizona 31

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: Washington @ Utah
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: vacant
Best Pac-12 matchup: Washington State @ Colorado
Upset alert: Arizona @ USC
Must win: Arizona @ USC
Offensive explosion: Washington State @ Colorado
Defensive struggle:  Oregon State @ ASU
Great game no one is talking about: UCLA @ Stanford
Intriguing coaching matchup: Washington's Steve Sarkisian vs. Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Who's bringing the body bags? Oregon State @ ASU
Why are they playing? Arizona @ USC
Plenty of good seats remaining: Oregon State @ ASU
They shoot horses, don't they?  UCLA @ Stanford