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The Dirty Golden Bear

In the spirit of Big Game Week, here are the lyrics to The Dirty Golden Bear, a parody of Kal's fight song. You can actually hear the Stanford section at Memorial Stadium singing this right here at around 3:20. How awesome would it be if everyone in the Stanford section learned this and sang this as loud as possible on Saturday?

The Dirty Golden Bear

The dirty golden bear
Is losing all his hair
His teeth are out,
He's got the gout,
He knows not what it's all about.
His eyes are made of glass,
He's losing all his class (what class?!).
So take the dirty golden bear and shove him up your a**!

BRIDGE

The dirty golden bear
Has Cliff Notes in his hair
He goes to mass
And prays to pass
But gets an "F" in every class.
His chin is wet with drool,
That poor pathetic fool,
And so he fits in quite well at that goddam safety school!

GO STANFORD! BEAT KAL!
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