Indianapolis Colts rookie quarterback and once-bearded Stanford great Andrew Luck turns 23 today. In lieu of wishing Mr. Flip Phone a happy birthday on Twitter -- perhaps he's waiting for today's big Apple announcement to take the plunge -- leave your favorite Andrew Luck memory in the comments.
Hit the jump for a look at some of Luck's Sept. 12 Birthday Brothers and Sisters.
Jason Statham, 1967
British actor appeared in such films as Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, and The Transporter.
Birthday Brother Connection: Both Statham and Luck are genuine badasses -- one usually with a gun, the other with a football.
Louis, C.K., 1967
Stand-up comedian and star of FX's Louie.
Birthday Brother Connection: Luck can't match C.K. in the humor department, but they were both born in Washington, D.C.
Ki-Jana Carter, 1973
Penn State star once rushed for 227 yards and five touchdowns against Michigan State. Disappointing NFL career was cut short by an injury.
Birthday Brother Connection: Both Carter and Luck were No. 1 picks in the NFL Draft. That's where the comparisons end, we hope.
Bizzy Bone, 1976
The youngest member of Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, born Bryon Athony McCane II.
Birthday Brother Connection: Um. Both are in great shape?
Yao Ming, 1980
Ridiculously tall retired NBA player.
Birthday Brother Connection: World travelers, Houstonites.
Jennifer Hudson, 1981
Academy Award-winning actress and Grammy Award-winning recording artist.
Birthday Sister Connection: It's not their singing ability.
Jacob Jaffe, 1990
Recent Stanford graduate, Rule of Tree contributor extraordinaire.
Birthday Brother Connection: Graduated together.