ASU's working with Disney (insert your own joke here) on how to create a better game day experience for its fans at football games. Most of the ideas are pretty sound and make sense for a middle-of-the-desert school, but they want to use "Hell's Bells" now on third downs.
Really? If snatching the "Fear the Tree" slogans from Stanford and turning them into "Fear the Fork" shirts wasn't enough, now they want to usurp our bell tolls? If ASU was a part of a different conference, I wouldn't mind, but it is.