Pac-12 Week 6 Awards

Is this the last time we'll see Oregon's LaMichael James for the month of October (and possibly November)?  (via richseow)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Stanford's David Shaw
Glad I'm not him: Arizona's Mike Stoops (UPDATE: REALLY glad not to be him)
Lucky guy: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Poor guy: Washington State's Paul Wulff
Desperately seeking a clue: Colorado's Jon Embree
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Desperately seeking...anything: Cal's Jeff Tedford

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Stanford
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Arizona
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Colorado
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Oregon State
Dang, they're good: Stanford
Dang, they're bad: Arizona
Did the season start? Oregon
Can the season end? Utah
Can the season never end? Stanford

GAMES
Play this again: Washington State @ UCLA
Never play this again: Colorado @ Stanford
What? Arizona State 35, Utah 14
Huh? Oregon State 37, Arizona 27
Are you kidding me?  UCLA 28, Washington State 25
Oh.My.God:  Oregon 43, Cal 15
Told you so: Stanford 48, Colorado 7

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: ASU @ Oregon
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: Utah @ Pittsburgh
Best Pac-12 matchup: ASU @ Oregon
Upset alert: Oregon State vs. BYU
Must win: Utah @ Pittsburgh
Offensive explosion: USC @ Cal
Defensive struggle:  BYU @ Oregon State
Great game no one is talking about: Stanford @ Washington State
Intriguing coaching matchup: ASU's Dennis Erickson vs. Oregon's Chip Kelly
Who's bringing the body bags? Colorado @ Washington
Why are they playing? Utah @ Pittsburgh
Plenty of good seats remaining: Stanford @ WSU
They shoot horses, don't they?  USC @ Cal