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Welcome to Rule of Tree!

"RULE OF TREE! YEAH!" (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

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"RULE OF TREE! YEAH!" (Photo by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images)

Welcome to Rule of Tree, your newest—and, in due time, greatest—source for Stanford sports news and opinions from the fan's perspective. Please jump in, join the conversation, and check back often. And don't worry, kids, the Stanford Axe-wielding Tree won't bite.

This site will be many things, including a place to sound off and interact with other Cardinal fans about any and all Stanford sports. While the focus will be primarily on football, men's and women's basketball, and baseball, Rule of Tree will occasionally dabble in the other sports that have helped make Stanford the permanent home of the Directors’ Cup for almost two decades. One of the best parts of this site, and the entire SB Nation network, is that fans like you will guide the conversation. Sign up for an account to start posting FanShots and FanPosts today.

On my end, I vow I will attack this endeavor with enthusiasm unknown to mankind, at least not before Jim Harbaugh arrived on the Farm. That's a lot of enthusiasm. I hope you'll share in it with me. Go Cardinal!

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1. Welcome to SBNation!
2. ’bout time Stanford gets a blog!
3. Your logo is awesome.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 12:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Figure the Oregonian would have some sort of tree love going on.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be even better if it was a pot leaf!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do Stanford students do something as declasse as smoking pot?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do attend an institute of much higher education. NERDS!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

by sec119 on Sep 21, 2025 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost made a snarky comment about ? and * being better than Barner and James, but then I realized you weren't DFW Trojan.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 21, 2025 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s good because I haven’t a clue what that all meant… I mean, I understood the words, but the broader meaning was a bit lost on me.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...

Read the comments in this thread.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 21, 2025 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

My head hurts now

I somehow missed that entire thread at the time. I think I was out of town.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rock on!!!!

Nice to see you up and running. Love the logo!!

by Andomania on Sep 21, 2025 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome aboard

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Sep 21, 2025 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats on the new blog and good luck!

by runfast on Sep 21, 2025 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent, Welcome!

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Why would an axe-wielding tree bite?... AXE

Welcome. Hard to make a good logo out of a tree, but you did it.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by webfoot73 on Sep 21, 2025 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I believe possessing the axe is a prerequisite to wielding it.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

SO THIS

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Sep 22, 2025 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The logo would have been more accurate if the tree were holding nothing, and maybe cursing Mike Mohamed.

Hey, Ucla -
1. Get your own colors
2. Get your own fight song
3. GET A REAL BEAR!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 21, 2025 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

As a Cal fan, welcome! Now we actually have a place to taunt with Axe pics!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 21, 2025 12:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec'd!

And ditto the welcome!

by sec119 on Sep 21, 2025 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

INVASION!

Hope these guys understand the CGB and ATQ inanity

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 21, 2025 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say they’re getting a pretty good idea.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they dont want this, they should get more fans.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

LOL

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except for that whole Stanford has won more games there thing.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 21, 2025 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have a Stanfurd fan sighting, everyone!!!

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And on a Stanford blog, too! Whoulda thunk it?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But he’s an A’s fan, so that should count for something.

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does it count for another fan at the games? I sure hope so!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATTENDANCE!

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s so exciting! I’d long heard rumors that they existed. I feel like I’ve spied Sasquatch or something.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the mythical and entirely fictitious Stanfurdium!

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 22, 2025 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Psh. Take your facts over to the Stanford blo . . . oh, that’s right. Crap!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2025 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now the reality starts to sink in...

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

But did they win the Big one?

at least 7 or 8 out of the last 9 times?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

They did win the Big one.

9 more times than Cal in fact :).

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 22, 2025 4:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sure you are really happy about that 1895 victory, too.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2025 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ignoring 103 out of 112 years of data is most certainly the right thing to do.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 22, 2025 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

at least 7 or 8 out of the last 9 times?

Reading comp… not required on the Farm

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 22, 2025 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Um I was responding to your first question....

there were two of them.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 22, 2025 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also, for the record,

I don’t actually go to Stanford (not smart enough for either Stanford or Cal, sadly), I’m just a fan.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 22, 2025 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

No more As on As violence!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2025 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this…. But I think travdog should switch alliances, esp if he has no true alumnus basis… Axe wielding is waaaaay more fun than hubris

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 22, 2025 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Well I grew up going to Stanford games with my dad, so switching alliances is probably out of the question. But it’s true, hubris sucks.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 22, 2025 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks, all!

You make a good point, webfoot. I think the Tree in the logo would look scary even without the weapon, which is good, because as royrules22 so kindly reminded us, Cal has the Axe.

by Scott Allen on Sep 21, 2025 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The logo matches up well with Angry Harbaugh at the top of the post. What’s his deal, anyway? :)

We don’t mean to overwhelm you or anything, but we’ve been waiting for this a long time.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 21, 2025 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!!

Congrats, and it’s about time! The Cal fans have been speaking on your behalf for years, and I was starting to get the impression they were biased.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Sep 21, 2025 12:59 PM PDT reply actions  

You say that we’re biased against our Tree brethren? Whatever would give you that idea?

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the facts are so skewed that they just look like bias.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, will this replace http://www.harbaughisgod.com?

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

So glad this is here.

Welcome, good to see this to add to our assortment of SB Nation blogs as well as Bay Area-based blogs.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by Ninjames on Sep 21, 2025 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

If James is saying hello

Then you’re kind of a big deal.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2025 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah… I thought it was Ninja-mes.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did too

Until I read his SBN Bay Area profile.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2025 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by Ninjames on Sep 21, 2025 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

great timing!

 The Trees are on a roll that ends in victory lane at the Rose Bowl.

by 82alum on Sep 21, 2025 1:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I Agree

But only because the ducks will be on the national championship game

Launchpad

by Launchpad59 on Sep 21, 2025 2:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

From everybody at CaliforniaGoldenBlogs, allow me to be the 8th or so to welcome you to the SBN site. I look forward to talking a lot of shit to you going forward. Like a lot. I mean a LOT! Like think about how much shit you’d expect us to talk and then double that. No, triple it.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 1:11 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Joke is on you, there is a swear jar here. You own like… $80 to ruleoftree.com now, Twist.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn my northwestern education!

*Owe

You OWE. Not own.

Stupid joke wasn’t even worth it.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You studied at Northwestern University?!

DOES ATQ KNOW ABOUT THIS, YOU IMPOSTER? OMG YOU’RE STEWART MANDEL AREN’T YOU?!

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats the ratio of Stanford fans-nonStanford fans you think gonna be posting on here? Mr. Allen is gonna write a great posta nd every response is gonna be “I HATE YOU STANFORD SO MUCH! BOOOOO STANFORD!”

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll be a Stanford blog fan until I’ve over stayed my welcome.

Which is probably 2, maybe 3 more comments.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

  WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we all know he’s a Stanford sympathizer.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If only we had a list!

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Senator McCarthy say:

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

WE KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP NORCAL

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who’s side?

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

OUR SIDE!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIVE ’EM THE SIDE!

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Whose” side? Normally, I wouldn’t correct this on a blog, but I can’t let a tree have the joy of making the observation. GO BEARS

by Bears07 on Sep 21, 2025 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joke

(^_^) <— Your head

by OaktownAggie on Sep 21, 2025 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Preesh you’re concern, but its an inanity thing I brought over from our DBDs.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh. I totally missed Rishi’s post above that you were commenting on. I should have known better than to doubt a fellow Golden Bear.

:: takes back comment above ::

by Bears07 on Sep 21, 2025 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a CGB meme. We have a surprising amount of grammar-related humor .

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

NERDS!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Pssst. Atoms is the only one who thinks grammar humor is funny.]

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Oh, cool! Do the brackets work over here too?]

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn. I was hoping.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet there are so many who oblige me by engaging in it!

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagged for repeatedly misspelling Stanfurd

Hey, Ucla -
1. Get your own colors
2. Get your own fight song
3. GET A REAL BEAR!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 21, 2025 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but I was trying not to point it out in their own blog.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh!

Don’t tell everyone!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOING TO ATQ RIGHT NOW

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

By going to AtQ, you only increase their traffic and consequently their revenue. You are only helping them - I mean us, by doing that! Besides, it’s only hearsay!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you’re talking, but all I hear is quack.

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by Rishi on Sep 21, 2025 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

I’m glad to see this up and running.

Harbaugh is scary.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 21, 2025 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Good luck!

I’m well aware that UC Davis would get their rear ends served up to them by the current Stanford team, but…

I was there!

by OaktownAggie on Sep 21, 2025 1:25 PM PDT reply actions  

But seriously...

Welcome to the Internets!

by OaktownAggie on Sep 21, 2025 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELCOME!

"I have a very strong distaste for Oregon State and Washington. Also Stanford.

by mackjones23 on Sep 21, 2025 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Will Twitter be utilized for Rule of Tree?

Just asking, as I noticed a Twitter account reserved, and I was going to tweet out for people to follow it on here and also SB Nation Bay Area.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by Ninjames on Sep 21, 2025 1:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Boy, you had to know that go-live day was going to be a CGB and AtQ party on your blog, didn’t you? Well, maybe you didn’t, but we did.

ATQ's #1 benzduck fan

by daisyduck on Sep 21, 2025 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Congrats

I for one, look forward to humorous gifs and photoshops!

by chowder on Sep 21, 2025 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

You can have our Blog National Championship Trophy when you pry it out of our cold, dead hands

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

if we just threaten you enough, you’ll just give back by yourself.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Dude, that’s basketball, we don’t care about that or we wouldn’t have waited for a large bus to roll up.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

They give Heisman Trophies in basketball too?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if they acknowledge know who Reggie Bush is.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

They don’t give a Heisman for basketball? What the f*ck is this statue that I bought from OJ Mayo then?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

OJ?

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by webfoot73 on Sep 21, 2025 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The basketball player, not the beheader.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sad, but true. Oh, so very very true.

Hey, Ucla -
1. Get your own colors
2. Get your own fight song
3. GET A REAL BEAR!

by SoCal Oski on Sep 21, 2025 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Con. Chron.

Not that much friendlier in my humble opinion. The kool-aid doth flow over there.

by CalBeer on Sep 21, 2025 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got banned for suggesting there might be program issues vis-a-vis unfair practices regarding players relative to other Pac 10 schools.

In the end it’s okay, the NCAA sided with me…

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s not why you got banned. Other people from CGB managed to make similar points without running into any problems. But any chance to play the martyr, right?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you should have seen the email I got...what a hoot!

"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

Conquest Chronicles

by Paragon SC on Sep 22, 2025 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really need to send an apology to Mr Allen. The fine folks at CGB were wondering if they could export their comment slap fights over here and I may have jump started that process.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

No they didn’t…

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2025 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they did!

Oh dammit.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're not exactly sure what Bix is drinking

but I’m pretty sure it’s not kool-aid.

by Boy Howdy on Sep 22, 2025 7:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, we’re just feeling a little tribal at the moment, circling the wagons, etc. It’ll die down eventually.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

10) ATQ inanity leader JShufelt is actually from Northwestern.

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by Rishi on Sep 22, 2025 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that title!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2025 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

11) Unlike other blogs, you can delete your comment on Rule of Tree up until six months after your originally posted it.

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by Rishi on Sep 22, 2025 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hi.

It’s good that you’re around, so we can verbally spar and whatnot. You’ll find that SBN is a pretty cool place, and that the Pac-10 blogs interact with each other very well(with the occasional BN blowup). Feel free to check out CGB, as well.

Forgive the overly formal speech - I’m just… trying very, very hard to be civil, and I think it’s working so far. I’m sure I’ll be able to be more free-flowing and cordial in the near future, once the seething-rage-of-a-thousand-burning-suns accedes to the wishes of my higher brain functions. I was initially going to kindly ask you to preemptively ban me just on principle, but I think it’ll all work out just fine.

Don’t worry, this is all ever-so-slightly tongue-in-cheek. Slightly. Welcome to SBN!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

This

rec’d!

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TwistNHook told me that he was this year’s tree.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilariously enough, I was banned from CGB for about 8 hours for not spelling it Stanfurd enough

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

8 hours? What kind of crime spree did you go on? I can only imagine the damage you could inflict in the real world in 8 hours.

Defending maligned chants since 2009

by Gorbachav5 on Sep 21, 2025 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good to see furd has their own blog

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2025 2:01 PM PDT reply actions  

They needed a fan sooner rather than later.

"Too much awesome on my feet."-Brian Wilson
"Time for the laser show, boys!"- Aubrey Huff

by 49er16 on Sep 21, 2025 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome from Conquest Chronicles!

"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

Conquest Chronicles

by Paragon SC on Sep 21, 2025 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Shall we get acquainted?

You seem like a nice fellow

by Mr.Juju on Sep 21, 2025 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it Standard Operating Procedure for the Rule of Tree

to leave in their starting bloggers well into the 4th quarter of a blowout? I’m sure they just need more reps against live commenters. ;)

Oh, and welcome to SBN. I have to say that some of my favorite away games have been on the Farm. Stay classy, Stanford fans.

"KENNY WHEATON'S GONNA SCORE!! KENNY WHEATON!!--Jerry Allen, 1994"

by M. Fletcher on Sep 21, 2025 2:10 PM PDT reply actions  

CalBandGreat likes this.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

How do we have the most memetic coach again?

"I have a commanding voice." - Ed Orgeron

by RabbitSC on Sep 21, 2025 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because Harbaugh is only disliked on one coast. Kiffin is NATIONAL bro.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he having a SEIZURE?!!

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Sep 22, 2025 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Axe-wielding...

requires ownership of an axe, no?

Welcome!

by CalBeer on Sep 21, 2025 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Correction!
And don’t worry, kids, the Stanford Axe-wielding Axe-coveting Tree won’t bite.

by daveman on Sep 21, 2025 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

As a member of California Golden Blogs, I am already preemptively so, so sorry.

…Sort of.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 2:28 PM PDT reply actions  

apologist!!!

you burn the american flag too, dont you?

by CalBeer on Sep 21, 2025 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I figure I need to stack the cards for me.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to not funny this place up

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 21, 2025 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB SLAPFIGHT!

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah because there’s not enough of that on CGB.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find pictures of bears dismembering people HILARIOUS.

by HolmoePhobe on Sep 21, 2025 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like my wedding night!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Guys Were Awesome...

Can you bring them back please?


by daveman on Sep 21, 2025 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

Wow, this is going to be fun.

Trash talk is sure more interesting than no talk, but come on, daveman, posting that picture of Teevens was LOW. Just brutal. It looks like he’s about to fist-pound the punter after another three-and-out.

I hesitate to think how much the hate will be flowing ’round here if Stanford goes Rose Bowling…

Seriously, thanks for all the kind—and not-so-kind—words!

by Scott Allen on Sep 21, 2025 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to know

Did you go back to work for a little while, and then come back to check on the site and see 100 New Comments and think “Wow! That’s so awesome so many fans joined on the first day!”? And then after you checked out the thread you realized, “Good grief, it’s only CGB and AtQ losers that can’t find enough entertainment on their own blogs!”?? By the way, people say that a lot about us so you’d be in very good company.

ATQ's #1 benzduck fan

by daisyduck on Sep 21, 2025 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought you were JShufelt’s #1 fan?

Falling out?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of fans. Someone else just became #1 about a week ago.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope it was me.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no, he's the best!

But benzduck was the last one to kiss up to me in over the top, completely insincere manner. I know, it’s complicated.

ATQ's #1 benzduck fan

by daisyduck on Sep 21, 2025 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but this is how a rivalry is supposed to go...

"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

Conquest Chronicles

by Paragon SC on Sep 21, 2025 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer for you guys, isn’t it?

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

……..

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd!!!!!!

"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

Conquest Chronicles

by Paragon SC on Sep 21, 2025 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have seen anybody rec this many dots since I attended an Indian mass wedding.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Gag order in full effect.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it was pretty clear after about 15 comments. The first Big Game photo clinched it. Hey, Harbaugh didn’t build a contender in a day.

by Scott Allen on Sep 21, 2025 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither did the show “The Contender”

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell, it took God about 6 days. And Tedford 15.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Since 1899! LOL!

Photobucket

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL!

PRINGLE, BITCH!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 21, 2025 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or even three years, according to 8-1 Tedford

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The site may explode if you guys win the Big Game and go to the Bowl That You Just Named. I know that I for one will be pretty upset.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that happened, I would just have to stay off the computer

to insure that I didn’t say something that I might regret later.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

_

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 21, 2025 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Somewhere Buddy Teevans is rolling over in his grave. But not before losing to UC Davis again.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Walt Harris.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he the guy that’s now coaching at Cal (Pa.)?

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, that would be the dude in question.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's apparently at dartmouth now

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Teevens

and, while he didn’t lose to UCD, he did have an 0-fer in 2008 (same link)

Mr Pac Ten's Blog - 2007 2008 20092010

by MrPacTen on Sep 21, 2025 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, BYU can keep him, kthxbye.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 22, 2025 4:31 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   3 recs

so rec’d

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 22, 2025 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear Scott Allen,

I am so sorry for you and your sanity that you decided to do this. I am happy you did though.

You see, we Pac-10 fans have been without a Stanford blog for a long, long time. This means most of us have had regional rival blogs where we can go and sling dirt at each other for years and years. California Golden Blogs have had nobody. So during this time, they have gone on the brink of insanity because they’ve had no rivalry outlet.

Imagine a Koala Bear that has quietly lived in a herd of lions. Its normal diet of eucalyptus leafs would be abandoned, and they would be nibbling on a gazelle carcass for its nourishment. CGB has been that Koala Bear, and now you’re the eucalyptus leaf. The only way they know that they can eat you, is to cover you in gazelle blood. It is going to be weird, but that’s the nature of the situation.

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns - it is entirely normal. The best thing to do is to not make any sudden movements or loud noises.

Thanks,
JShufelt

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   4 recs

P.S. If you have any grievances with them, please feel free to bring them up to the CGB overlords at ATQ. We have no problem putting them in their place. Now their place may be standing behind Ed Dickson as he scores another touchdown, but it is their place.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember no such thing…. I just remember basketball season….

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is bass-keet-ball?

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s that sport you keep losing at.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't they play that one in January?

I’m too busy smelling roses during that season to know what else is going on. You should try it sometime.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 21, 2025 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the buck-eyes took all the roses back to the frozen tundra???

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can’t get high on roses, Duck.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

how would you know?

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 22, 2025 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Sigh, I wouldn’t. I wasn’t around in 1959. :(

by atomsareenough on Sep 22, 2025 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sniff roses all the time!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2025 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we beat you guys 3 times in women’s basketball last year????

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

women’s, men’s… they just don;t really understand that sport up at CGB North

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think they struggle with the concept of women. Sort of a new thing to them.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can conceptualize women. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen one in the wild though.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're just asking for cheerleader pics aren't you?

Ok fine.

Hey Daisy, git me anudder one!
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Sep 21, 2025 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Oh! I have seen them in the wild!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like there are TWO things we fail to obtain in Berkeley. Cute cheerleaders and Rose Bowl Berths. I guess we’ll have to console ourselves with Nobel Prizes, eponymous elements and the Axe!

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 22, 2025 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

We know what's important

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

by webfoot73 on Sep 22, 2025 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just isn't true

AtQ gets women. In fact, they have TWO. How many do you guys have??

ATQ's #1 benzduck fan

by daisyduck on Sep 21, 2025 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGB has girlflation thanks to moderator wives

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2025 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even without the girlflation, there’s still the triple threat. Not to be trifled with.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, DC. I was getting quite perturbed by norcalnick’s dismissal of the distaff contingent as nothing more than “girlflation” by marriage. I’ve no doubt Scootie, since1997, and katster would all agree. Shame on you norcalnick!

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was about to say, I can think of at least four girls on CGB that weren’t moderator wives, and you went and named the four I had in mind.

And geez, Nick, a couple of us share Sacramento! with you. Thought you would have remembered.

Member of the Lost Tribe of Mooch

by katster on Sep 21, 2025 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t forget about all of you wonderful ladies! But I very well couldn’t try listing them without risking leaving somebody out (and also seeming rather creepy)

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2025 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay AtQ guys

We’ve got to woman up. CGB has FOUR (I’m not counting wives, no disrespect intended whatsoever). But when you compare the population of the greater Bay area to Oregon, we may be ahead percentage wise. Someone else is going to have to figure that out however - this AtQ girl doesn’t do math.

ATQ's #1 benzduck fan

by daisyduck on Sep 21, 2025 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of the wives are actually frequent posters (AndBears, for example) so they actually should count.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, nick has decreed that wives have no value. I do wonder how that has gone over at chez norcalnick.

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like hell be sleeping on the couch for ANOTHER week!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just the one?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I’m lucky!

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2025 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

There’s nothing like having daughters to re-tune one’s antennae in these matters.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

remorsefulbruinbabe and CBKWit aren’t married yet, so which category does she fall into?

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 21, 2025 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remorseful.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 22, 2025 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait when she actually marries CBKWit!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2025 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Caveat uxor?

by atomsareenough on Sep 22, 2025 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not so many, but I do my best to carry on with Gossip Girl discussion. How many Gossip Girl fans does ATQ have??

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

www.californiagoldenblogs.com

by CBKWit on Sep 22, 2025 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have gone on the brink of insanity

Inanity, my friend. Inanity.

The brink of insanity was left behind long, long ago.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just glad you think we’re friends!

I told you, Matt Daddy. I DO have friends!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Friends, fans, the nunending frustration of one Scott Allen. What more could you want?

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The friendship of the nunendingly frustrated Scott Allen?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really need so many nuns involved????

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’re the one that brought them up in the first place. Why do you hate nuns so much?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

END THEM! END ALL THE NUNS NOW!

by sec119 on Sep 21, 2025 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stanfurd will try...

… on Saturday at Notre Dame Stadium. btw, is the TOTOTTILSJUMB still banned from visiting ND?

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 23, 2025 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is he ending them exactly? Is he just luring them away from their convents, a la Mr. Von Trapp in the Sound of Music, or are you suggesting he’s something far more sinister?

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I know is that tree in the icon has an axe (clearly, not the Cal Axe, a different unrelated axe). Sounds sinister to me!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, there's like 6 of us over at Rakes of Mallow...

so I figured, it being Notre Dame - Stanford week, I should roll on by and congratulate y’all on the new blog. Stay classy, and remember…losing to Notre Dame doesn’t hurt you in the Pac-10 standings. I know you’ve got one loss saved up, right? Just get it out of your system and then you can run the table…

"Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." --Churchill

by lordsummer on Sep 21, 2025 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

False, (although I thoroughly encourage and support an ND win here), the Furd has at least two Ls saved for the season… As they will be floundering (once again) in Bear Territory come Nov. 20… Tedford = 8-1 vs. the furdians…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can just see it now. Every post on this site is going to be followed with 40 comments full of Big Game 2009 GIFs.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:31 PM PDT reply actions  

So far, 1 for 1!

by sec119 on Sep 21, 2025 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

Good to see the whole roster rounded out, with SBN sites for all 10 teams.

Mr Pac Ten's Blog - 2007 2008 20092010

by MrPacTen on Sep 21, 2025 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And soon SBN sites for all 12 teams!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your name’s gonna be outdated soon. Do you have a new one lined up?

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s true. Once he graduates, he’ll be Dr.PacTen DDS

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

haven’t decided yet. may just go for the cranky/curmudgeony/ironic/lazy approach and not bother changing names

Mr Pac Ten's Blog - 2007 2008 20092010

by MrPacTen on Sep 21, 2025 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

cranky/curmudgeony/ironic/lazy approach

I think that’s called the Ray Ratto.

Cal Football: I loved them once and they broke my heart. Let that be a lesson to you. Never love anything.

by CalBandGreat on Sep 21, 2025 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

:)

although i’m still not nearly as crazy as he is

even wrote a piece that was basically a reaction to his going off the deep end earlier this year. fun times.

Mr Pac Ten's Blog - 2007 2008 20092010

by MrPacTen on Sep 21, 2025 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

MrTwelvePac is awesome though.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking through the first thread of this blog's history

I might be the first Stanford fan to make a comment…NOT!!!
GO Bears!!!
And GO Rule of Tree!!!

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on Sep 21, 2025 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

GO Bears!!! And GO Rule of Tree ROT!!!

Fixed.

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OMG

ROT! The best thing a Furdie can do! muahahahahhahaahah. they picked the wrong name for their blog.

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 23, 2025 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hooray!

Glad you guys finally have a blog o’ your own. See you in a week for pre-game trash talk!

"[Autzen Stadium's] steep concrete banks and closed ends turn a small but rabid crowd from WAC-sized cheering section into a horde of bees with megaphones capable of reaching 127 decibels of hatenoise." -Spencer Hall

by ProbablyMonty on Sep 21, 2025 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s some fine lumberjacking you’ve done their sir, you sure you didn’t go to Cal?

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yah that looks like a mini-bear

by zachahuy on Sep 22, 2025 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posted a welcome at SB Nation Bay Area.

It’s right here. Good luck.

And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Twitter me and what not.

by Ninjames on Sep 21, 2025 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

_

I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 21, 2025 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

i think

there are still a few places on the page you haven’t posted this. Hurry, before it’s too late!
:P

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by MrPacTen on Sep 21, 2025 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL PLAYED.

A fine Airplane reference, sirrah.

by Whohah on Sep 21, 2025 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hey!

Our red-clad rivals finally get a spot on SBN! Awesome!

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~ Three Dog - Fallout 3

by Swamphunter on Sep 21, 2025 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Easy there, it’s just the first day. Let the poor man have a chance to absorb what he’s signed up for.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea we gotta let them recruit some people that can come up with some quips

What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?

by greenbean on Sep 21, 2025 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing as it took this long to get this or any Furd blog up and running, I’m pretty sure he was aware of what was ahead.

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2025 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Already this place looks just like Stanfurd Stadium, full of Cal fans.

Nice

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jesus Christ, 4 recs and not green. How many recs does it take to turn something green here?? Wouldnt Stanford have major recflation?!?!

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Five, it appears.

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly Stanford holds itself up to higher standards.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just had dinner with a Stanford fan and she kept telling me how happy she was that her football team could read….compared to the apparently illiterate Chuck Muncie

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

She needs to quit living in the past.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

1989!

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 21, 2025 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE PAST!

We are like - in the year 2000 now!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recd. Only 4 more to go guys!

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bienvenidos, Stanfurdians!

Now if you wouldn’t mind just losing to us this year, please and thanks.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 21, 2025 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Abrams would welcome you...

…but you’re not a 13-year-old boy

by harmonpreservationsociety on Sep 21, 2025 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

HELLO!

Today's the day the California Golden Bears have their picnic.

by zoonews on Sep 21, 2025 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch… kinda low.

by OaktownAggie on Sep 21, 2025 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And how do we know he isn’t a 13-year-old boy????

It'll be just you, me, and Peter Nincompoop.

by BeastMode on Sep 21, 2025 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is spectacular!

Welcome! I’m CGB’s main women’s basketball writer, so this:


While the focus will be primarily on football, men’s and women’s basketball, and baseball

makes me happy. Swishappeal.com (Q McCall easily knows the most about Pac-10 women’s bball out of anybody I’ve read) and C&R’s Stanford women’s basketball blog should be pleased as well! There just isn’t enough good women’s basketball content out there.

The #1 greatest threat to America: BEARS

by norcalnick on Sep 21, 2025 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, lots of women’s basketball coverage, please.

Wait, why are all of you laughing?

…I’m serious…

by paleodan on Sep 21, 2025 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of women’s basketball coverage!

Just… not here.

(they’re really good at it!)

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by BearStage on Sep 22, 2025 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats Trees...

on the new blog. Go Bears!

by BlackandOldGold on Sep 21, 2025 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome

Nice to see the Pac-10 roster rounded out.

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 21, 2025 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Grats

Good luck on the blog, understand this should not extend to the field or court

FIGHT ON!

_________________________________________________________________________‎
"You can't sanction heart, and you can't sanction the will to win" - USC QB, Matt Barkley

by WE ARE SC on Sep 21, 2025 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Great to have you on board!

The Slipper Still Fits - SB Nation's home for the Gonzaga Bulldogs!

by Zach Bell on Sep 21, 2025 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

I definitely had no idea that Gonzaga had a blog.

"(Kelly's) got a veteran team that is the favorite to win the Pac-10. His choice of Thomas reflects only one belief: He’s our best QB today."-Ted Miller

by TennesseeQuackAttack8 on Sep 21, 2025 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rule of Tree:

Welcome, nice to see a Stanford blog finally on SBNation. Looks like I’m the first Buff fan here, so I look forward to beating you guys soon. (OK, well, play you soon.) So here’s to the PAC-12!

2010 Rockies: It's... ALIVE!!!!
Intern, Ubaldo Lovers Club

by MileHighMadness on Sep 21, 2025 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Has that animal ever hurt anybody?

"What have they figured out?" "NOTHING." Lane Kiffin

"Mention USC to a Bruin and they get angry; mention UCLA to a Trojan and they laugh."

Conquest Chronicles

by Paragon SC on Sep 21, 2025 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

one Kansas player, one handler

If you believe Bleacher Report, at any rate.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kansas State, that is

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kansas State fans are people?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm trying to be more inclusive

Which really means I don’t know, as that might require actually going to Kansas. Again.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The only thing worse than going to The Farm is going to an actual farm

CGB's Jimmy Carter

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most farms have crops and edible animals though

So you at least get some return for the high likelihood of getting shit on your shoes.

I can’t say I’ve ever been to Stanford’s campus, are there any similarities?

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Edible Animals? Is that where animal crackers come from?

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of duck, lamb, rabbits, small pigs, etc.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUCK?!?!?!

You sick bastard!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 21, 2025 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear they make edible Trojans now

does that count?

--Dave

Addicted to Quack, your friendly, neighborhood Oregon Ducks blog

by David Piper on Sep 21, 2025 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was about to say I don’t know, I ride bareback… but I’m married with kids, no-one would believe it.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear all Pac10 schools except for Cal suck.

Does that count?

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by TwistNHook on Sep 21, 2025 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially delicious in the rabbit and duck liver pate here.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well great. Now I just threw up all over this brand new and shiny blog.

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2025 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t just stand there, get a mop!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 8:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

they farm pretentiousness there… which always seems to end with shit on your shoes…

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 21, 2025 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at a picture of one of their buildings. You now know what the entire campus looks like.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

the high likelihood of getting shit on your shoes

Yes.

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by BearStage on Sep 22, 2025 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'ed!

ha!

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 22, 2025 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, ya beat Hawaii, so all hope isn’t lost.

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

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by BearStage on Sep 22, 2025 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since this is a Stanford fan blog,

Does that mean that Stanford has fans? Who knew?

Say what you mean, and say it mean. - Clint Ruin

by QuackinAK on Sep 21, 2025 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

It turns out they have at least one! Plus the blogmaster. The rest of the people here are from other Pac-10 schools.

by atomsareenough on Sep 21, 2025 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if poor Mr Allen is wondering what on earth he's got himself into...

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 21, 2025 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome...

Stanford has fans?
/recyclejoke’d

Good to see the Fightin Trees joining the SBNation family…
You guys and Oregon look to be fighting over the Pac10 this season, and with what I’ve seen of Harbaugh I’d say Stanford is going to be strong for years to come.

Seconded(or third’d or whatever) on the awesome logo.

by Caban on Sep 21, 2025 11:38 PM PDT reply actions  

with what I’ve seen of Harbaugh I’d say Stanford is going to be strong for years to come until Michigan or an NFL team inevitably faceplants and hires him away

Fixed!

by atomsareenough on Sep 22, 2025 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You guys and Oregon look to be fighting over the Pac10 this season

Too soon to tell!

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

http://www.californiagoldenblogs.com/

by BearStage on Sep 22, 2025 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Finally a Stanford blog!

The smack talk will be fun! Can’t wait for Big Game/big Spike/Big whatever.

-Cal student/fan

The Bear Will Not Quit, The Bear Will Not Die
CAL 34 - STAN 28

by Gustav Nikolai Davila on Sep 22, 2025 12:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Over / under on this blog being shut down before long

It’s like 95% Cal fans, 3% Oregon fans, 1% USC fans and the rest is the rest of the Pac-10. Now we just need some Coug fans to post

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 22, 2025 12:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I’ve got five bucks on five days! Unless Uncle Ted tweets it or lunch-links it tomorrow.

I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty. -- Clark Kerr

by CalBear2007 on Sep 22, 2025 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I give it one season.

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2025 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is it safe to come out now?

If I can get you all to show up and make 300 comments every day, I won’t really need to attract elusive Stanford fans. Any Nevada Wolf Pack fans care to join in the trash talk? You have a captive and appropriate audience.

by Scott Allen on Sep 22, 2025 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think so

"Call me Snake"

by KSJ49 on Sep 22, 2025 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Scott… Sorry if you feel a bit under siege here. You honestly seem like a pretty decent fellow, and this probably wasn’t what you were expecting when you opened for business. I’m sure you’ll get more of a home audience, as it were, as people find out about your blog and if the football team continues to do well. I’m also sure that you’d be more than welcome to collaborate with the other conference blogs on content (we like to do Q&A’s before games, or occasional podcasts, for example), or come and hang out and get to know us a little. We won’t bite. We may mock, but It’s all in good fun.

by atomsareenough on Sep 22, 2025 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scott Allen, I hope you don’t feel besieged. People are genuinely excited for a Stanford blog. With your general post here, it allowed for general discussion. I am sure if you write posts specific to a certain area (like the football team) or whatever, you’ll have much more focused discussion.

CGB's Jimmy Carter

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Sep 22, 2025 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're fine. Also, yes.

We’ve been praying for this day for many moons over at CGB. We may even have convinced ourselves that we would give such a blog time to organically grow (oops) and that we wouldn’t stint its development by suffocating it with attention, like a mama panda bear inadvertently sitting on its young. I’m certain that any link you post in our daily link collection (the DBD) will attract many comments and pageviews, should you need that resource.

by sec119 on Sep 22, 2025 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I love that, in this analogy, the Stanfurd blog is a sad dead panda baby.

by paleodan on Sep 22, 2025 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you want this relationship to work I think we’re going to need to see a lot more hate…

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2025 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over/Under

Big Game 2010

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Sep 22, 2025 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

errr. scratch that

Big Game 2010 +1 Day….

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Sep 22, 2025 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Scott,

Remember in high school when your parents went out of town and you threw a small party for just your friends, so you could have some fun and still keep things in control, but then all the retard stoners and dropouts heard about it, crashed it, ruined it right away, and then the neighbors called the cops, you got f***’d when your parents got home, and you ended up wishing you never threw the party in the first place?

I don’t know why that came to mind. Just thought I’d share.

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Sep 22, 2025 9:52 AM PDT reply actions  

You’re the police?!

7

by Rishi on Sep 22, 2025 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's the first stoner / dropout. It's a warning, he's polite like that.

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

One of them, apparently!

greg in denver - UCLA guy for life

by gbruin on Sep 22, 2025 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I resent being called a retard stored dropout. I graduated, dammit!

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 22, 2025 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

So what your saying, RR, is that you are no Tiger Woods!

Locomotive Kangaroo Lol

by CalBear81 on Sep 22, 2025 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

This

In other words, Go Bears!

by royrules22 on Sep 22, 2025 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I resent being called a retard stonder dropout. I’m really bigoted, too!!!

CGB: Come join the LOLigarchy

by Spazzy Mcgee on Sep 22, 2025 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I resent being called a retired standard dropout. I’m really irritating, too!

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"

by DC Trojan on Sep 22, 2025 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to SBN, Stanford fans...

there will be more than Pac-1012 followers trolling
 following your writings on the interwebs.

Go Hawks!

KOK, you might be a genius...

by hawkeye_heartattack on Sep 22, 2025 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

who’s got the axe?

by neodarksaver on Sep 22, 2025 12:45 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

oooo call on me!

I know the answer teacher!

"Remember the Maine! TO HELL WITH STANFORD!"

by CruzinBears on Sep 22, 2025 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ME! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

it’s spelled "S-H-U-F-E-L-T-A-L-L-W-A-R-M-A-N-D-F-U-Z-Z-Y"

by JShufelt on Sep 22, 2025 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

Give ’em the Axe!!!

Say it like Ron Burgandy signing off: "Stay Classy, Bears!"

by PlayClassyBears on Sep 22, 2025 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one more for flavor:

’Furd player gets LIT UP on the field!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-PxkVxgess

CGB: Wasting Your Potential, Your Time, & Your Life Since 2006.

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by BearStage on Sep 23, 2025 2:12 AM PDT reply actions  

That's nothing.

Check this one out.

A's Fan in Sweden

"Some of us know him as the a-hole who piled into Ray Fosse in an All-Star game (it's why Ray is the way he is folks)" - OptimistPrime

by travdog6 on Sep 23, 2025 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chop the Tree

Welcome Cardnial, errr, Indian fans.

Not only was I impressed with your new stadium last year at the Big Game but I really enjoyed the grass turf as I danced on the logo “S” in our celebration dance!

GO BEARS!

by nor_cal_scott on Sep 23, 2025 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

I am so glad there's finally an SBN blog for Stanford.

GO CARDINAL!

"IT'S POSEY, YOU IDIOT." - Jon Miller
Clayton Tanner, the Flying Squirrel!

by walkoff baltimore chop on Sep 23, 2025 10:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Now I can enjoy some good banter between you and the guys over at the California Golden Blogs!

Egg Management Fee!!

by Houston Beaver on Sep 23, 2025 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  


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