Pac-12 Week 7 Awards

DaJohn Harris and the USC Trojans capitalized off of California turnovers repeatedly Thursday night in AT&T; Park's first Pac-12 game.(via DT_Sports)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Washington's Steve Sarkisian
Glad I'm not him: Cal's Jeff Tedford
Lucky guy: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Poor guy: Colorado 's Jon Embree
Desperately seeking a clue: Arizona State's Dennis Erickson
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: USC's Lane Kiffin
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking...anything: Oregon's Chip Kelly

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: USC
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Oregon
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Cal
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Oregon State
Dang, they're good: Washington
Dang, they're bad: Colorado
Did the season start? USC
Can the season end? Oregon State
Can the season never end? Stanford

GAMES
Play this again: Arizona State @ Oregon
Never play this again: Colorado @ Washington
What? Utah 26, Pitt 14
Huh? Oregon 41, ASU 27
Are you kidding me? Stanford 44, Washington State 14
Oh.My.God: Washington 52, Colorado 24
Told you so: USC 30, Cal 9

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: Washington @ Stanford
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: USC @ Notre Dame
Best Pac-12 matchup: Washington @ Stanford
Upset alert: Arizona vs. UCLA
Must win: Oregon State @ Washington State
Offensive explosion: Oregon @ Colorado
Defensive struggle: Utah @ Cal
Great game no one is talking about: Oregon State @ Washington State
Intriguing coaching matchup: UCLA's Rick Neuheisel vs. Arizona's Tim Kish
Who's bringing the body bags? Oregon @ Colorado
Why are they playing? Utah @ Cal
Plenty of good seats remaining: UCLA @ Arizona
They shoot horses, don't they? Oregon @ Colorado