we don’t have legacy admits at Berkeley. So “second generation” doesn’t carry the negative connotation at Cal that it does for your school. Congrats at having rich, connected parents, you earned it.

No, none of my family before me went to Cal. Although my great great grandfather a railroad magnate of some note did attempt to get involved in Cal, but it never worked out. Who would know why???

Forgive us Karl. We Cal fans are used to taking over all things stanford.

ha! Lame.
I expected better from a Stanfurd grad. Then again, you’re probably not even a graduate, at least Stanfurd grads have some wit and sense of humor about them.

I wish I could afford a coloring book, but since I have 40K a year loans to pay back, I…..oh, wait, that’s right.

Twist is on it!

I’m reasonably certain paleodan doesn’t have a soul.

He’s married.

I wasn’t being serious! Stupid Stanfurd fan! Thinking I was being serious.

No, but seriously, Stanfurd sucks.

We “got” stanford 7 of the last 8 years. And you sure have a lot of confidence in your team, which hasn’t won a game in Memorial since 2000. If I remember correctly, you’re team was one of the hottest in the country, coming off back to back victories with 50 points per game against Oregon and SC…and then you played us. Given your confidence right now, I can only imagine what you were saying last year. How’d that game turn out? Do I need to provide another photo?

I seem to remember exactly one stanford player having a good performance in that game - Toby Gerhart. Is he still on your team? Awww, too bad. To be fair though, our star runningback is gone too…oh that’s right, he didn’t play in that game. His backup Shane Vereen got the start. I think he played pretty well, perhaps you remember? Your perfect quarterback is still there, maybe he can repeat his 10-30 passing performance.

Hey, at the least, maybe your most famous alum Tiger Woods can give another halftime pep talk. How’s he doing these days?

Sorry about the behavior of a few of our “students.” I know that none of your “students” gave out similar treatment, because there weren’t any of you at the game - I’m sure you privileged legacy kids were too busy shopping at one of the boutiques on university ave. Maybe if you guys actually showed up and weren’t outnumbered 2-1 by Cal fans in your own stadium, you’d have a homefield advantage. You’ll learn about that in Memorial…assuming you’ll show up. Which, since you guys don’t show up to your own stadium, is a pretty big assumption to make.

How did our toothless yokels of our students marrying their cousins Shelbyville style scar you?

I’ve still got scars from the Appalachian behavior of your "students"

Says a guy, without the slightest hint of irony, who is frothing-at-the-mouth angry at Cal fans coming here to post.

Dude, relas. If you are so hell-bent on being a hatter, you should become a Ucla fan and play at Bruins Nation. You’re just like them.

Bitter.

That’s not what Harbaugh said last year!

Cal just folded their baseball team, amongst a few others. It looks like that Ebola virus’ days are numbered! Thanks, Cal!

NorCalNick, are you fraternizing with Stanford fans in other, secret locations??

I didn’t come over to your crappy blog. You dolts came over here.

Dude! I didn’t even insult you in my comment!

Grrrr, Karl smash!

You no want make Karl mad, u no like Karl when he mad!

I’m curious to know who is the troll here. This is a Stanfurd blog, with a bunch of Cal fans behaving themselves (while making jokes) and the lone Stanfurd fan lashing out in anger with second grade insults. What a strange world we live in.

that is a pretty big assumption to make.

Actually, I think all of us really hope they do. As long as at least some of them have a sense of humor.

THAT’S RIGHT! YOU STAND UP AND BE COUNTED! DON’T LET THESE PEOPLE DETER YOU! I would shake your hand right now if this weren’t the internet!

Ya, stick it to the man, Spazzy!

AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO XDXDXDXDROFLLMAOOMGLMAOROFLXD

sorry