Pac-12 Week 8 Awards

Stanford's offense stepped up a level as they shredded Washington's defense in a 65-21 blowout at Stanford Stadium.  (via dwhartwig)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Stanford's David Shaw
Glad I'm not him: Washington State's Paul Wulff
Lucky guy: Cal's Jeff Tedford
Poor guy: Colorado's Jon Embree
Desperately seeking a clue: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Oregon State's Mike Riley
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Desperately seeking...anything: Washington's Steve Sarkisian

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did: Oregon
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: UCLA
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did: Colorado
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't: Arizona
Dang, they're good: USC
Dang, they're bad: Colorado
Did the season start? Utah
Can the season end? UCLA
Can the season never end? Stanford

GAMES
Play this again: USC @ Notre Dame
Never play this again: Oregon @ Colorado
What? USC 31, Notre Dame 17
Huh? Oregon State 44, Washington State 21
Are you kidding me? Washington 21, Stanford 65
Oh.My.God: UCLA 12, Arizona 48
Told you so: Oregon 45, Colorado 2

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for: Stanford @ USC
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: vacant until November 25
Best Pac-12 matchup: Stanford @ USC
Upset alert: Oregon State @ Utah
Must win: UCLA vs. California
Offensive explosion: Stanford @ USC
Defensive struggle: California @ UCLA
Great game no one is talking about: Arizona @ Washington
Intriguing coaching matchup: Oregon State's Mike Riley vs. Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Who's bringing the body bags? Colorado @ Arizona State
Why are they playing? Colorado @ ASU
Plenty of good seats remaining: Colorado @ ASU
They shoot horses, don't they? Washington State @ Oregon