Pac-12 Week 10 Awards

Not even a blackout could prevent  Kasen Williams and the Washington Huskies from suffering a record eighth consecutive loss to the Oregon Ducks.  (via UWAdmissions)

Every week, I'll take a look at the Pac-12's teams and modeling Rivals' Tom Dienhart's weekly awards, I'll hand out awards specific to the Pac-12.  So who's on top of the world and who's dwelling in the cellar this week?

COACHES
Wish I were him: Oregon's Chip Kelly
Glad I'm not him: Washington State's Paul Wulff
Lucky guy: UCLA's Rick Neuheisal
Poor guy: Stanford's David Shaw
Desperately seeking a clue:  Arizona State's Dennis Erickson
Desperately seeking a P.R. man: Utah's Kyle Whittingham
Desperately seeking sunglasses and a fake beard: Washington's Steve Sarkisian (as well as Nick Holt)
Desperately seeking...anything: Colorado's Jon Embree

TEAMS
Thought you'd kick butt, you did:  USC
Thought you'd kick butt, you didn't: Oregon
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you did:  Colorado
Thought you'd get your butt kicked, you didn't:  UCLA
Dang, they're good:  USC
Dang, they're bad:  Washington State
Did the season start?  Colorado
Can the season end?  Oregon State
Can the season never end?  Oregon

GAMES
Play this again:  Arizona State @ UCLA
Never play this again:  USC @ Colorado
What?  Washington State 7, Cal 30
Huh?  Oregon 34, Washington 17
Are you kidding me?  Stanford 38, Oregon State 13
Oh.My.God:  Arizona State 28, UCLA 29
Told you so:  USC 42, Colorado 17

NEXT WEEK:
Tickets to die for:  Oregon @ Stanford
Best non-Pac-12 vs. Pac-12 matchup: vacant until November 25
Best Pac-12 matchup:  Oregon @ Stanford
Upset alert:  UCLA @ Utah
Must win:  California vs. Oregon State
Offensive explosion:  Oregon @ Stanford
Defensive struggle:  UCLA @ Utah
Great game no one is talking about:  Washington @ USC
Intriguing coaching matchup:  Oregon State's Mike Riley vs. Cal's Jeff Tedford
Who's bringing the body bags?  Arizona State @ Washington State
Why are they playing?  Oregon State @ Cal
Plenty of good seats remaining:  Arizona @ Colorado
They shoot horses, don't they?  Arizona @ Colorado